February 2012
my mum has been on the phone with her best friend for 4 hours. how does my mum have more of a social life than me?
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Anonymous asked: do you like books?
patronsaintofqualityfootwear:
if you have never loved a band so much that you have had felt a physical ache in your chest and have had to curl up in a ball and sob over how great they are then you should really wonder if you have ever actually loved anything at all and if you ever will
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
jennifers body is only that good because it has adam brody with eyeliner in it.
I wish people would talk to me like this.
Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
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